"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
- Peter Quill / Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)
I made this for fun, but now I totally need to print it as a black light poster.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
My father always said, ‘Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf’ - so I make sure I read.
i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy
Aaron Paul: confused by fashion
the greatest post in internet history
"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"
- Favorite thing about this scene: the Doctor acknowledging his part in sending a companion mixed signals instead of blaming their response to his signals on irrational human-ness (and femaleness). Now go back and say this to Martha, Doctor, preferably with an actual “I’m sorry.”
- Least favorite thing about this scene: fandom missing the point and continuing to insist that Clara’s a horrible shallow person who just wanted Eleven to be her boyfriend and dislikes Twelve because of that
Overture to a post.
The cute little monk in Xichan Temple, Fuzhou, southeast China’s Fujian Province.
OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS
Tyson the Swan
Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.
*headstrong by trapt plays*
Idk why I laughed but omg
SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER
say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing