This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
I JUST PUT THIS AS MY TEXT MESSAGE TUNE AND I PEE MY PANTS EVERYTIME I GET A TEXT
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Awesome tattoo artist, Sasha Unisex.
FUCKING GENIUS I LAUGHED FOR SO GOD DAMN LONG THIS IS AMAZING
Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room
I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one soBut is itillegal
I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
THAT PENGUIN IS WEARING A PENGUIN JUMPER I CANNOT DEAL
No stop I can’t manage this.
I would like to point out that they are in fact soft toys.